Prayers for help, Song lyrics, and Snarky Remarks

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.


haforcere:

Fic where Clint makes up half-assed lies to cover up the trouble he gets into and why he’s always so banged up, and the Avengers start to worry that he’s got some kind of spatial perception/physical coordination problem. But no. Just fighting with the local mafia types over some building and a dog.
"So I got a little bit kidnapped. Please don’t yell at me."

haforcere:

Fic where Clint makes up half-assed lies to cover up the trouble he gets into and why he’s always so banged up, and the Avengers start to worry that he’s got some kind of spatial perception/physical coordination problem. But no. Just fighting with the local mafia types over some building and a dog.

"So I got a little bit kidnapped. Please don’t yell at me."